YAY!\n\n\nYou made it through the 2nd story.\n\n\n[[Continue?|story3]]
"Please sir, I want some more"\n\n\n[[Give the boy seconds|feed]]\n\n[[Reality tastes worse but teaches more|reality]]\n\n
YAY!!\n\n\nYou've finished yet another story.\n\n\n[[Continue|story4]]
.. you may [[carry on|endstory9]], as long as you learn!
Sloppy seconds?\n\n[[Yes please|sloppy]]\n[[No thanks|endstory7]]\n\n
You're in the first line of defence.\n\nYour buddy puts your body in a pile and burns it..\n\n.. also, you failed this story!\n\n\nA "second" [[attempt|startagain]]?
Remember when you reached second base?\n\n[[Not made it yet|notyet]]\n[[Been there, done that|beenthere]]\n\n[[Double Entendre|baseballsex]]
[[Cannon Fodder|firstline]] or [[Body Piler|secondline]]?\n\nChoose quick before these hits the ground:\n\n[img[http://corruptreality.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/bomb2.jpeg]]\n\n<<timedgoto "fail" 10s >>
[[Enter|enter]] the 10-story building.
A person is seldom second to none.\n\nWho are you second to?\n\n[[none|endgamestory9]]\n[[all|all]]\n[[friends|friends]]\n[[dad|dad]]\n[[daddy|dad]]\n[[father|dad]]\n[[maybe mom|mom]]\n[[that guy on the bus each morning|bus]]\n\nbe honest..
If you were to hand out a second chance?\n\nThink this through!\n\n[[Hitler|hitler]]\n[[Titanic|titanic]]\nor\n[[George W. Bush|w]]
Your mom probably screwed with your head just as much as your dad. So do you promise to be mad at her too?\n\n[[Promise!|endstory9]]
No. You're wrong and somewhat crazy.\n\n\n[[See a therapist|endstory9]]\n[[Refuse|endgamestory9-2]]
Are you [[Rock Hudson?|http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHHhJ96646M]]\n\n[[Yes|yes]]\n[[No|no]]
Both you and your friend are dead.\n\nThere's no one around to pick up the pieces of your bodies.\n\n\nHave a "second" Super Fun [[try|startagain]]?
YAY!\n\n\nYet another story is completed!\n\n\n[[Continue|story5]]
Good. Keep your friends.\n\n\n[[Carry on|endstory9]]
You didn't manage to finish all 10 stories.\n\nWanna [[go|startagain]] a "second" time?
Do you like [[boys|boys]] or [[girls|girls]]?
Hitler doesn't get mad with the jews, and instead - living with jews in his youth - answers them "Jew Bet!" when they ask if he wants to join them at the beach.\n\n\n[[Carry on|endstory8]]
A new story, around the corner..\n..the wind hits you before the fist..\n..the wind cools your cheek before it gets glowing hot.\n\n[[Right fist|fightback]]
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You failed miserably due to not accepting yourself.\n\n\nHave a "second" [[go|startagain]]?
You've made it through the third story.\n\n[[Continue|story4]]
[[Enter|enter]] the 10-story building.
Now one more!\n\n\n[[Sarah (no torso)|twobody]]\n[[Benny (no hand, no foot, no head)|twobody]]\n[[Barry (only two arms)|twobody]]\n[[Mia (half head, half torso)|twobody]]\n[[Mike (no feet)|twobody]]
Oblivious denial.\n\n\nMuch easier to get parts in Hollywood.\nMale parts.\nMale parts that Rock likes.\n\n[[Carry on|storydone]]
YAY!\n\n\nOne more story to go!\n\n\n[[Continue|story10]]
You failed this floor due to starving of children.\n\n\n[[Try a "second" time?|startagain]]\n\n[[Give up|giveup]]
1\n\nbrain ftw!\n\n<<timedgoto "0" 1s >>
YAY!\n\n\nYou made it through the first story.\n\n\n[[Continue?|story2]]\n\n[[I feel sad now|gameover]]
3\n\nthink of dad!\n\n<<timedgoto "2" 1s >>
2\n\nbrain wtf!\n\n<<timedgoto "1" 1s >>
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9\n\n<<timedgoto "8" 1s >>
8\n\n<<timedgoto "7" 1s >>
You've made it!\nYou're on the final story.\n\nCan you just wait a [[sec|wait]]?
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You know what?\n\nYou're not really, but he likes to play mind games with you..\n\nYou answered truthfully, so please..\n\n.. [[carry on|endstory9]]
Don't worry, you're not judged here, that's taken care of by society.
Baseballers much reach second base too.\n\n\n[[Carry on|endstory5]]
Whatever the reason - it's stupid.\nYou're stupid but...\n\n<<timedgoto "ok2" 5s >>
What guy?\n\n[[He looks really slick and cool|stupid]]\n[[He seems to have money|stupid]]\n[[He wears a suit|stupid]]\n[[He seems happy|stupid]]
There you go Joe!\n\n[img[http://corruptreality.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/joe2.jpeg]]\n\n[[Carry on|endstory7]]
Seek help Cock.. I mean Rock!\n\n\n[[Go see therapist|storydone]]\n\n[[Refuse|end]]
Thanks..\n\nBy the way, how many seconds can you spare?\n\n[[2,366,769,450|wholelife]]\n[[just a few|fewsec]]\n[[none|nosec]]
Knuckles hurt as they hit bone.\n\nDo you [[second that motion|kill]] or [[take a step back|endstory6]]?
The 10 (other) seconds journey
Yeah.\n\nGot a pretty strong arm, so that's never been a problem to reach second base. I don't need any help at all reaching second base, cause I don't like being jerked around..\n\n\n[[Carry on|endstory5]]
2,366,769,450 is approx a whole life.\n\nYou sure?\n\n[[Yes|goahead]]\n[[Back to choices|spare]]
Therapist aren't hippies anymore you know.\n\nYou may not continue upwards..\n\n\nTry [[again|startagain]]?
Do your friends see you as inferior?\n\n[[yes|yesinf]]\n[[no|noinf]]
Last one now!\n\n\nThen you can party with your friend "Second-in-Command Carl"..\n\n\n[[Harry (hole in torso)|done]]\n[[Garry (burnt face)|done]]\n[[Steve (no ears, no arm, no leg, no nose)|done]]\n[[Jenny (no feet, no torso)|done]]\n[[Larry (no eyes, no arms)|done]]
Thanks..\n\nCan you [[spare a second|spare]] too?
The timer runs out when your life ends.. (approx), and then you'll see the final screen.\n\nBye!\n\n<<timedgoto "final" 2366769450s >>
Bad. Get new friends.\n\n\n[[Carry on|endstory9]]
10\n\n<<timedgoto "9" 1s >>
Don't worry, even bad batters get to walk sooner or later.\n\n\n[[Carry on|endstory5]]
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So the boat didn't sink and James Cameron's movie was like really boring!\n\n\n[[Carry on|endstory8]]
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You are a liar.\n\nAnd liars may not continue upwards..\n\n\nConfess and try [[again|startagain]]?
You're in the second line of defence and made it through the bombing!\n\nGood choice.\n\nAll you got to do now is to pile up at least 3 bodies and dump it on the pile for burning!\n\n\nChoose one to start with:\n\n[[Ben (no legs)|onebody]]\n[[Kenneth (no head)|onebody]]\n[[John (no leg, no arm)|onebody]]\n[[Sandra (nothing below waist)|onebody]]\n[[Fred (no arms)|onebody]]
YAY!\n\n\nAlmost at the top of the building!\n\n\n[[Continue|story9]]
By being impatient you've failed so close to the finish line..\n\n\nWorth another [[go|startagain]]?
Are you insane?!!\n\nYou're not allowed to continue on in the building!\n\n\nAnother [[swing|startagain]]?
Just make it across all ten stories.\n\n\n[[ok|ok]]
You're a murderer and are not allowed to carry on.\n\n\nTake a "second" [[stab|startagain]] at the building?
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YAY!\n\n\nAnother story completed!\nIs this really your first time playing?\n\n\n[[Continue|story8]]
YAY!\n\n\nYou've finished yet another story by NOT killing people.\n\n\n[[Continue|story7]]
YAY!\n\n\nYou're doing good, halfway there!\n\n\n[[Continue|story6]]